Is the world crazy or am I?

Its a Dang Duds day in London or DARGH! TOO MANY SMALL CHILDREN! DAMN YOU HALF TERM! As you may of guessed from the title (unless you are an idiot I will therefore articulate) we had another trip to London today. Today we had a couple of new people along with us. They were Tom (or Moolb ) and Julia (or Astrojaxx ) They are friends of Lewis and Dave from Neopets (Sigh) and were quite nice etc etc. Enough of that, on with the Show. It was a rather annoying to start with as I had to wait at West Wickham station for a long time for the train was Delayed!. I also had to do a lot of the waiting on my own for Stewart didnt turn up at first (for it turns out that he had overslept). I soon got up to Charing X where we all met up, Stewart got there late! which is rather poor considering Tom and Julia got there on time and they had to come all the way from Peterbourgh. We first decieded to head to the British Library (I say we but it was more Tom and Lewis's decision) and we made our...

IM BACK FROM THE MOON!!! (Well not really) I have finally decided that this moment warranted a long blog to explain my activities over the past month or so and I plan to do it with pictures because they tell me more than my memories of the past few weeks do. Heck its been one busy month. I will start me documentation from the three day weekend we had a fortnight ago. I decided to make good use of it by going to London on the Friday with the Duds although Rob declined due to illness. Here we see a the Duds in all their insanity We then went from Charing X to Somerset house where we saw this funny fountain thingy and here is the house in all its glory. We then walked past everyone's favorites government institution. Then we walked past the old Bailey and saw this rather nice clock (yes it was really exiting so far wasn't it) Ah look finally a legal bookshop. I'm so tired of buying illegal books. Here was where the day took a serious up...

Deutsches and Pikeys a match made in hell. As has been well documented by me and other duds throughout this age of blogging, Pikeys (on behalf of fpoole and any other American viewers: a pikey is the British version of the red neck and looks like one of those idiots you see in inner city areas. You know, the twats who listen to rap and try to copy 50 cent and wear hoods all the time) are the scourge of this land. What’s prompted me to start to blog about these fools. Well let me tell you a tale; Twas Friday night, the end of the school week and me and my other chums wanted to celebrate in the right way. This started with a nice trip to the cinema where we saw Hero. It wasn’t too bad although you see the same story 3 different ways (its mostly flashbacks). We then headed back to my house where we had an Indian, this too was a pleasant experience although it took ages to arrive. After this things started to get a wee bit messed up, me my friend matt and my other friend nick (tom had ...

Deutsches returns to blog another day (today) What up homies! (that’s twatish for hello there) I felt it was high time for a blog so I sat down with a cuppa tea then the dish ran away with the spoon so I couldn’t stir it and the tea evaporated before my very eyes (that got ye paying attention there) School has been surprisingly easy going for me so far, all me lessons have not been too taxing but I fear that they may sooner or later when we are made to work “really hard” as our school sixth form booklet tries to scare us into working our socks off. Education aside I’ve noticed a distinct change in the social structure of my life now, which is taking some getting used to. Firstly there’s the subject of girls. I haven’t got a problem with them at all in fact I welcome them to our schools with open arms (I better stop that here before any female readers, if any, get angry at me and find out where I live and give me a slap for being cheeky), But I’ve just found it interested to see ...

Deutsches forces his own nose against the grindstone Well today marked the first day back to school for me and the beginning of sixth form. This is like no other year like i've had during my education because i've opted to go back to school and study which gives me no room for complaint which is rather a pity. Still its nice to be treated as a human being by the teachers who are aware of this sacrafice of free time and I get nine Free periods (HA IN YOUR FACE YOU FOOLS WHO CHOSE MATHS AND HAVE ONE MORE LESSON THAN ME!) but unfortunatly two of those glorious periods will be used up, one for General studies, and one for games which will also be a hell of a lot better as we choose what we want to play and are no longer forced to play evil sports like Rugby (which is relativly fun if its not cold and wet so I won't moan too much but I still appriciate the choice element). Things promise to get quite heavy in my four chosen subjects which are: Film studies Psychology, Histor...

Time has run out for Deutsches Thats right chums every good thing has to end, and tommorow signals the end of the longest summer holiday i've had to date. 12 weeks in total! (sorta counting my study leave). I'm sad about it purly because it means that I will have to wake up at 7 in the morning again, during this holiday so far I have been waking up at nine at a rather leisurly pace but now I will have to literally jump out of bed and then go into the shower (which speeds up the waking process but is no match for a comfy warm bed). Not only that I will need to actually work again and probably quite hard if my sixth form booklet is to be believed, as one ex-student quoted, "You really have to work now, the GCSE's were pretty much spoon fed to us". I think that the school is trying to scare us personally and make us think "OH MY GOD!!! PANIC!!!! WORK!! FAILURE CERTAIN!!!!!!! MUST WORK OR FAIL!!!!!!!" I personally think that we're just going to be...

The bears and the elephants and penguins have disappeared I would say some bad things are on the horizon. How do fair reader(s) as those who are more eagle eyed (or have been reading this blog since it began about 6 months ago (don't quote me on that) may have noticed I have now included a picture of myself so I am no longer a faceless moaner. It also gives you a chance to see how evil I can look and why I am a force to be reakoned with (its all a load of bullshit I know). That aside, Yesterday me and some of the Duds (Lewis/Nonneasuch didn't go for some reason which we have put down as he wanted to spend the day sparring with his friend Otis in preparation for Ju Jitsu that evening(yes he is named after a much loved TV aardvark those of you who live in England and are about my age). Me Rob and Stewart/Dickybod met John on the train at West Wickham and we then proceeded to meet Baz and Dave/Teradud on the Train. When we arrived at Charing Cross station I finally met S...

Deutsches has but a week of freedom left! Well that's the sad truth people, I have one week before I need to start school again, I've had about 12 weeks off and its almost time to start work again. I'm not dreading this fact too much this year as I enter sixth form, I see it as an opportunity plus there will be much more freedom, as I will have study periods and be allowed off site etc. I think that should be good, I do appreciate the fact that there will be a lot more work but I know as long as I organise myself well like I have in the past it shouldn't affect my life too much. With that thought in mind, It occurs to me that I should probably get a job so that I can have a bit more cash to hand, my coffer's are a bit low after the long summer (and I have had little or no financial reward for my pretty impressive results) I do wonder how I'm going to cope with the increased work load from school and the prospect of working some time at the weekend and ...

Dave's Back from the Land of Frogs snails and where the men have yet to discover deodorant!!!! Yes indeed readers, I'm back from a holiday I was forced to go on. Well in true Dave style I'm going to have a little moan about my week. All started badly when me and my family purposely arrived 3 hours too early to the terminal in folkestone in hope of catching an earlier train to Calais. That it turned out was not possible without paying a large fee, so my Dad being the tightwad that he is declined and we were forced to wait in the terminal for 3 whole hours. The terminal for those who've never seen it consists of a meager amount of shops and a small food court, you seriously do not want to wait there for that amount of time. Well soon we arrived in frogland and set of down the French motorway for 5 HOURS! I was entrusted with the responsibility of map reader that I found quite ridiculous considering I was hellbent on not going! Insulting almost, as if I owed the tri...

GAH! What an annoying Day. Well as you may have guessed from the title i've had something of a bad day today. Well thats true. Firstly I woke up tired and realised that tommorow I would have to be up and about for this time tommorow. Why because I have to go to France tommorow. I really don't want to go too. The case for going is that the people we are going to be staying with are overall very nice and I get on well with the eldest daughter who is my age. The case against: it takes 5 hours to get to this rented cottage from calais! making the entire journey a Whopping 7 hours!!! Then theres the fact that I know that the second eldest Child who is my brothers age and nearly twice as annoying is going to turn the week into one big fat joke with me as its target. It also requires me to lose 5 days which I could have spent working on a secret plan of mine which has been interfeared in by my family so far and I also would've enjoyed having the house to myself for a while. A...

50 Cent bottles it Well I'm going to elaborate on the title a bit for those who don't know. 50 Cent world renowned rapper and chav role model (he's been shot 6 time you know so is obviously well 'ard) was pelted with bottles (plus a camping chair at one point) and was forced to end his headlining performance on the main stage of the Reading festival. To be honest I don't feel a great deal of sympathy towards him considering Reading is a rock festival and therefore it is naive and stupid of the booking firm to book a rap artist and not expect trouble. Its not the first time the organisers have made such a blunder as this only 4 years ago they booked an annoying pop duo seldom remembered today who I won't talk about less I stray from the subject too much, subsequently they were pelted with tomatoes and other such vegetables. Silly silly naive fools those orgainisers. I also got out today (let the joy bells ring muzaltah) I went out to enjoy the fine weather...

DEUTSCHES IS BACK!!!!! WITH SUCCESS! As promised in the title i am back and with some stories to tell of what the bugger has been going on in the life of me since i last blogged. Three days ago I got my GCSE results. I walked into the hall to pick up me results expecting to get about 5 B's at least one A and a D in business studies, Boy was I in for a shock. Well here is that list of results in total: Business studies: A!?!?!?!? (HOW THE HELL DID I GET THAT!!!! I CANNA BELIEVE IT!) English: A English Litrature: B Maths: B Science: AA (I do double science ye see long story) History: A (DAMN YOU JOHN FOR BEATING ME! WITH YOUR FANCY SCHMANCY A*) German: A GNVQ ICT: Pass (which is essentially a C but its a stupid subject anyway which is far to easy to even be considered as a qualification) Well I'm still shell-shocked by the results as I did better than I could have ever imagined, but I now worry that I'm becoming a legend in my own mind so I just hope I don...

CHAV Music Just keeps getting worse goddam' it! Hello children the focus of today's second blog! (how do I do it?) is How Chav music is, well, still pissing me off, but now those evil chavs in the music industry have found another way to influence music with chav culture. I'm talking about those terrible songs which are accompanied by an answer in another song. To elaborate on this further I will use an example: Earlier this year an American chav called Eamon (American as apple pie eh?) got dumped by his girlfriend Frankee (bloody Americans can't spell, like most English chavs really), instead of dealing with the break up like any normal man he instead makes a song about how its her fault they broke up and I think you get the idea of this tone by the name of the song "Fuck you I don't want you back" you've probably heard of that. As if people (well me) didn't care before, the afore mentioned Frankee makes a reply song called "Fuji you righ...

The Best Laid plans O Mice and Dave GET MESSED UP! DAMN IT! Once again chums i feel the time has come for a small blog. Recently all my almightly plans to go out and do something have been failing somewhat spectacularly. Its all frustrating really as it always leaves me doing nothing all day which leads to complaints from my dad all day and i get the constant anecdote about how he was out all day on his bike and how he rode once from clapham to croydon one day (or something). Oh well I guess i'll just have to keep trying.

Update from Deutsches Well it's been a while since i saw fit to blog so I will today. Well a lot has happened in the weeks since I last Blogged. I have managed to keep myself busy as the holiday continues. I have managed to travel all the way to Stafford to Alton Towers where i spent two days and nights at. I have also been up to London three times as well and have been up to various other whatnots and so on. Things still continue to annoy me so don't worry there will be more rants in the future. Well heres a quick one which a little more personal then usual. BLOODY BLISTERS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET SO MANY ON MY FEET! I KNOW I'VE DONE A LOT OF WALKING LATLY BUT FOR GODS SAKE! I'VE GOT A FUCKING HUGE ONE ON MY TOE ANDS IT'S BEEN KILLING ME! ALL DAY AS I WALKED THROUGH A HOT AND STICKY LONDON! AS IF THAT WERN'T ENOUGH MY IMMUNE SYTEM WHICH IS NORMALLY GOOD HAS DECIEDED TO ANNOY ME BY SCREWING UP AND BUGGERING UP MY SINUSES AGAIN! ILLNESS PAIN...

Gather round all followers (thats right all 6 of you) of my scriptures (the daily rantings that is) And I shall tell ye a tale. I am going to actually talk about my disgust at the cartoons that nonnesuch talked of on his blog recently. I happen to despise extremists of all religions. I have been called arrogant for believing that, "humans dont always need to look to a higher power for direction" but the stuff on that web site you can see here: http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp, is nothing more but arrogance. It has the nerve to make the claim that anyone who doesnt believe in Jesus is doomed to an existance in hell for all eternity. Now this again may be arrogant, but that doesnt seem fair at all, now lets face it life is not picnic, and some people struggle hard to do good, and be nice throughout there lives whether it be sooner or later. not an easy task, but then at the end of that, as is demonstrated in one cartoon, that you'll still suffer eternal damnati...

Well as much as I have moaned about big brother being a lowlifes program's in the past. I have enjoyed the daily happenings within the BB house this year. For instance (with some controversy I might add) there was a rather unpleasant conflict of egos (by which I mean all the housemates got drunk started to smash thing and the night ended with a all out brawl and security guards were sent in.) I feel that no matter what peoples views are about, if the series is now going too far, and, if we should have such "filth" on our TV's. The producers (using these shock awe tactics) have managed to get TV radio and the internet buzzing about the fight. This just makes me also think that alcohol is one of the biggest dangers to society out there and is one of the reasons that our land is going down too. Then again I have never been drunk before so watch this space.

Well I took a villain test and this was the result What Type of Villain are You? mutedfaith.com . Its true in the sense that I wish I had explosive powers and super strength and that. My god would it be fun. Now look at the pictures and just think how cool that would be: Destroying the world infrastructure with powers like that and setting up a perfect collectivised regime with no stupid terrorists, Ignorant capitalists or ideological Marxist is one of my immature ideas, wouldn't be all difficult I suppose when no one cares about voting anyway, plus I could wipe out a few people I don't like or feel are owed a taste of my wrath(MC FLY ARE FIRST ON THE TARGET LIST! SO WATCH YOUR BACKS OR FRONTS AS THE CASE MAY BE YOU WANKERS MUAHAHAHAHAAH! SEE IF THE GIRLS WILL FANCY YOU WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU). One person I would like to destroy now is the person who writes the business studies exams, I incidently sat this exam this morning although it was not dif...

THE RANDOM HAPPENINGS OF DAVE RECENTLY(ITS ALL BORING ARGGH!): Random indeed yes, as not much has been going on with me. On a normal free day when there are no exams I get up at aboot 07:00 or later and then revise for about 3-4 hours throughout the day with about 12 study sessions of aboot 20 minutes. Not bad you may think but the problem for me is that I get sick of revising. Its not fun however you try to organize it and to make things worse for myself I get paranoid when I'm not revising!!!!! Its an irritating cycle of not knowing what I want to be doing whether it be simply enjoying life in my own way or revising for these "crucial" exams. Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apart from that this week not much has happened to me or anyone I know, not that I would know anyway as I haven't really got the chance to talk to anyone about anything except these BLOODY EXAMS! As if that wasn't bad enough on Monday I've got chemistry which is rather a more tire...

Here's a rather late response but oh well For the past 3 or 4 years I have passed up on the idea of watching big brother dismissing it as puerile trash, but since watching the opening show of the new series out this year I cant get enough of it, this year is particularly funny as the house this year is chocked full of oddballs as you can see in Nonnesuch's blog. It has been made all the more funny at this current moment what with The feminist Lesbian house-mate (who goes by the name of Kitten! I mean what a silly name) stirring up trouble and generally getting on the other housemates backs, ohohoho hilarity is sure to follow now, I will not go on about it much. But all this has basically taught me not to turn up my nose so often. that was all a bit level headed wasn't it. Well here's a short rant: what the hells up with Gwinth Paltro and Chris Martin (the lead singer of Coldplay) calling their newborn baby Apple! As much as they might be wrapped up in giving their...