Sunday, November 28, 2004

Spread the word

I have invented a word! it is a term for children of Chavs. Chivs be the word! Remember you heard it here first and if things work it will be an active term in the english dictionary! IT is credited to me and me alone! anyone try to steal it and i will GET YOU!

Friday, November 12, 2004

Annoyance Aplenty this Friday night!

Hello all who read this blog tis I teh auter and I'm gonna post a blog about my dissatisfaction about little details of my life.

PART ONE: People who distribute video games to the retailers should be strung up
Allow me to elaborate a bit here, the reason I be a tad peed off about this is because I was highly anticipating the launch of a rather nice looking game called Dragonball Z Budokai 3 which I was told by most reputable retailers and websites that it would almost certainly be coming out today. Sadly to my horror yesterday I noticed some of these reputable websites had changed the launch date. This was all a bit much for me as I'd had a fruitless trip to Bromley last week to purchase said game to be told it was coming out today. Now this! Its not good enough! WHY THE WAIT THE GAME IS FINISHED!!! I hate this slap dash and rather poorly planned release system which seems to make seemingly untrustworthy promises. Its not that the game needs work, infact the game I want so badly is probably piled high in a warehouse somewhere in the country waiting to be dispatched. This is what ticks me off the most that it is physically ready but for some bureaucrat to step in and say (in a boring sorta voice) no we cant release it yet there is a unfilled out form so we must fill them all out again and it will take an extra week to do it! PAH! I dispise bureaucrats!

PART TWO!: Work is a downer!
I was able to successfully get a job a couple of weeks ago but now the prospect isn't so rosy as it means I am forced to work all day on a Sunday, completely sacrificing my Sunday morning lie in. To be honest I preferred doing nothing all day. For gods sake I only get two days a week to waste my time. The thing which pains me the most is that this isn't forced labor that I do. I go to school and work through option now. There is actually little stopping me from dropping out of both. I can't believe it I've just caused these problems for myself here! Then again I've only had one day of work so far so things may change for the better. time will certainly tell. I just hope I can swap my hours round a bit so I don't need to work the Friday

Well those are my weekly grievances out the way for now
Goodzye!

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Deutsches a product of propaganda?! You're having a laugh are you not!?

Well it appears that my prompt response to the result of the US election was rather poorly received by some unhappy American chaps, (or chappets as the case may be). Whilst I do apologise if it seems that I have offended or caused an objection with some of these said Americans. Then with that being said I do stand by my comments that Bush is an unfit President for many reasons. The first of which being that he is clearly a puppet with a hand from his close republican hawk friends up his jacksie (that means Ass or Arse as we like to call it). I will back up every single one of my points with obvious and clear evidence. Have any of you noticed that the President could give a speech quite easily or answer questions at a pre-arranged event. Mainly because he has been pre-prepared for the questions he needs to answer. Nothing wrong with that almost all politicians must do this and anyone else preparing to give a speech, but have you ever noticed that when on the spot with no help from his “friends” he is quite helpless and spews out jargon! Not only that but he makes up weird non-existent words such as Misunderestimated as the classic examples. For heavens sake! Books of these strange words he’s invented have been published in this country since barely six months into his first term in office. Now what does that say to any person? This man clearly does not have the headspace to be in charge of the world’s most powerful nation. That is the point I’m going to make about that aspect but there is another that I’d like to consider which is more personal. I have read the comments posted on my last serving and to be quite frank I feel that some of them are unfair. I say some of them because I must stand back and say that some have been very fair and balanced although not in my favour, but that is fine for we all live in free nations who have freedom of speech and press. What I also should state is that I have been unfair to those who voted for Bush, categorising them into a group of “rednecks, hicks and evangelical Christians. I can understand that others obviously voted for Bush heck! Over 59 million people voted for him, but I do believe that a large amount of said lowlifes did vote for Bush. That aside I in response to what was originally an anonymous comment, I’m pleased to see that writer was man enough to repost with a name later, but I do feel that some things in the original comment were unjust. He/she quotes
“I see why you almost always have "0 comments" in your blog. All your crap about "idiot, redneck evangelical" let me know that you feed yourself with all the propaganda of the world. Use internet to grow up (intelectually) and you will discover that there are more things that propaganda can show you.”
Now let me tell you something here. I cannot be fed off propaganda as I hear the news from a whole range of different mediums. I see it from the american media’s point a view (we get CNN and FOX news over here) I also see it from the British media’s (well I do live in Britain it’s hard not to) but I have seen enough to form my own opinions. Not only that but I feel that I have a fairly good idea of the different parts of the world and am not biased towards any one nation. However I do think that Bush has no right to invade a country like Iraq over the most tenuous of links with Al Quaeda and with mis-informed evidence. What america need to seriously realise is that it cannot police the world. We tried and failed after all. I say to this person I don’t need to grow intellectually using the internet as some of the material I see comes from the internet anyway. Also in response to what he/she said later NO I HAVENT HEARD OF RATHERGATE! Oh one more thing. Sorry to No Pantz who commented as I said before I do accept obviously not all Bush voters are Jesus frenzied idiots (although I must say I don’t see how you can like what Bush represents but that’s just me. Then again its true what you say I do think Kerry is made out of wood personally and has a big chin and that) , I have seen your work and its pretty good and I wont flame you as that’s not in my nature when someone has made a fair point, which quite frankly you have. Keep it up mate :)

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

DARRGH DEMOCRACY DOES'NT WORK! 4 MORE BLOODY YEARS OF THAT FLIPPING MORON! Will the World Survive these next 4 Years?

Well that's it readers divine. I've just heard on the news that John Kerry has conceded to George (dubya) Bush in the US election. I do agree with others when they say that both candidates were shite, as one is an imbecile and the other seems as if he's made of wood and has a big chin! It proves that America can be domineered by the idiot, redneck evangelical, hicks over the actual intelligent and nice people. Ones who don't believe that other skin colours apart from white and those who don't believe in the Jesus are evil. Well I'm sorry I've never been a fan of some of the American people. Especially these ignorant millions who believe that the war on terror is a force for good in the world. PEOPLE WHO NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES TO THE BIGGER PICTURE OF THE STATE OF THE WORLD! I don't see the next 4 years, in relation to world unity and peace, being smooth. I do fear that with a group of Hawks leading an Economic and Militaristic Giant such as America whether we as a race of 6 billion (I think) will survive. There are too many things that could go wrong. Firstly I believe that that Idiotic Muslim fanatic Bin Laden is not just making idle threats and is really planning something horrific. I don't know who will be the target or when this will take place but I have a horrible feeling that something awful could happen with such an inept and war mongering imbecile and his cohorts in charge of the worlds most powerful nation. Especially with clear home support. I worry I really do.



Tuesday, November 02, 2004

YOU GOT THE JOB! YOU GOT THE JOB BUDDY!

Well as you might of guessed from the title, yes its true dear readers, I have pulled myself out of the gutter and entered part time employment. My Stup..I mean wise employer is Waitrose supermarkets Ltd part of the John Lewis partnership (Just Waitrose for short). My illustrious job is to stack shelves, Cue applause. The only downfall is that I must give up four hours of my Friday evening and most of Sunday to perform the tasks for which I have been employed. Ho hum I guess you dont get something for nothing. I still get the best part of Friday evening to perform my debautched tasks. Well that being said I am getting paid Handsomly ( per week to be precise). Oh well that aside half term is ended sadly so I am back at school that place of pain (well mild indifferent pain anyway). Its funny as I realise I'm giving up about 75% (huge estimation dont quote me on that) of my free time volentarily. Then again it is for a better future. That being said IF THE AMERICANS VOTE BUSH IN FOR A SECOND TERM IM GONNA BE CROSS! Expect a blog on this on Thursday.