Friday, January 28, 2005

School randomness

Owing to the lack of blogging from myself in recent times I feel I need to do so more often. So thats what the product shall be tonight. I took some piccys at school today and there was many hoorays and hoorahs etc etc. But I have made use of them in this rather random one off blog about school.

Well the day started off ok with History!!! Previously my favourite lesson which has rather fallen from grace in my opinion. Its just dull now.

Next came English Language which was ok. We got into groups to discuss text messages. Which consisted of me Lewis and Laurie the bloke who sits behind us on his own for some reason. The lesson was as normal. Miss did her usual ditzi yet professional at the same time thing and Jennifer Parrot tried to start a long chatty conversation and as usual failed.

Then came break.And also the start of teh pictors

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Terrorist broke in to the hall (year 11s) and held up Dave straight away for some reason shouting "Do you kno hu I am blad!!!"

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Meanwhile Dan and Rob were rather unfazed by this fact and continued to talk about German

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Andrew as you might imagine found this highly strange.

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Rob then, Rather unhelpfully, decieded to ponder what would happen if he crossed Matt Bellemy with a swan.

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Here is the Rather ghastly result

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John then came up with a fantastic idea. So fantastic he couldnt come to speak of it so the terrorists got bored and went home for tea.

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Dave then decieded to celebrate

Then came a free period which consisted of homework and talking about the news with Dan. After that hilarity I went to film where we analysed Breif Encounters opening sequence and I was surprisingly full of answers for once.

Then came Lunch.

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Heres lookin at you says Stewart.

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This was some rather unpleasant tasting and smelling Blue cheese and Broccoli soup Doug bought.

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As you can see he wasn't too happy at his choice of purchase.

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Rob by now was insensed by the lack of support for his Bellemy Swan idea so went a wee bit mad.

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Stewie meanwhile decieded to stay calm as some rather attractive ladies were looking (this is a lie there are no such ladies at our school well not many anyways. Most are the sort hockey boys would like)

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Dan meanwhile screamed about "thinking of the children" but changed his mind due to the rarther burley ugly ginger kid behind him stirring up trouble. Why is it always the gingers!?

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John and Lewis found this all somewhat entertaining and it showed. As you can see here Lewis is actually attempting to smile.

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I'm not sure what the hell's going on here.

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I obviously couldn't pass this oppertunity without patronising this epic coming soon.

Well thats all for now kids
Peace out Playas

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Right! On with the show!

Well I managed to work my magic and fix my dodgy dongle (ooer) So its time I summerised the last few weeks or so. Not only that I wish not to follow suit of some of my other blog chums and post gloomy depressive rubbish! This blog will more often than not be a haven for fun and laughter. Well most of the time I hope. Ooooh where to start.

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Ah yes John started his own detective agency. Here he is in his usual thoughtful prowess working out who stole Mrs Jessop's Cat and Why. No leads yet.

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Rob discovered a Hatred of Starbucks.

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I founded a new Olympic sport. For some reason its the worlds fastest growing sport.

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Here the gang watches carefully as Matt plays Fishy on his phone.

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Here we see Dan Challenge Dave's crown.

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Lewis too had a try.

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Sadly for them Dave was able to retain his crown (for now).

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A few high balls there.

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Ah yes this is Plan X Plan Y, Z and so on are soon to come I think.

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Ah yes Tom brought in his pornographic cards and there was much debate and discussion about that. As well as much rejoicing.

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Matt discovered a new form of hat fashion. Whilst Rob was a bit more sceptical.

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But he soon joined in with the Festivities.

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Here I found a rather scary glimpse into the far future. It's old man Dave (Not me Davey C)

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Back to fashion Matters. Matt here looks quite smug as he stays tosty in his new chapeux coat ensemble.

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Well for those of you who wondered how crazy last Friday was here's the proof.

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Sadly Tom reacted to this with Sceptism.

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Ah Yes! How could I forget. That Cad Prince Harry Paid our school a visit to remember the Holocaust in his own special way. As you can see he made quite an effort to dress up for the occasion. Honestly standing in front of the Holocaust memorial board!!! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

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MUAHAHAHA THEY CALLED ME MAD BUT I PROVED THEM WRONG HAAHAHAHAHAHA! I ACHEIVED THE IMPOSSIBLE! Although soon after it collapsed Killing millions.

Well thats the end of this little Pictoral Story for now. What does the Future hold thats what I wonder?

Peace out Playas!

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Technology confounds me again

Well you may have been surprised enough to see a lack of pictures in my last two posts. Well this is down to the fact the dongle programme on me bluetooth had buggered up due to my Dads interferance and now I can't transfer any data from me phone because windows has to mess with the programme due to the plug and play thing that pops up as i try to reinstall the programme and ruins everything so it doesnt work properly. I can't for the life of me remember how I got it working before and that was enough of a struggle. Not only that but my keyboard has gone to the dogs with the space bar not working properly and makingitsowhenItypetherearenospaceseventhoughIpressthebuttonwithsomeforceand......... there its come unstuck again For now.....
John if you have a Sitecom CN500 bluetooth dongle from Maplins can you please help!

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Worst Weekend ever!!!!

Well where to start with this moan. Ah yes of course Friday.

Friday: The night of Drink gone awry.
Well this promised a lot and delivered a blow or two to friends of mine which was felt by me. The evening started as fun as ever what with WORK!!!!!!! I do hate my job though it went quicker than usual. Then on to this party. The writing was on the wall when I got there and Nicks friend guy was already out of it. As the night went on some bad things happened to my chums (I will be inspecific as if I explain these happenings it might cause upset and annoyance at my person plus its unfair if i do most of you went anyways but still. Not only that I feel Nick had a bad deal as he was really paranoid and apparently one of his dads shoes went missing which is totally out of order. Not only that but some people made their way into his parents bedroom which I feel is out of order also. I left the party early with Rob and Stewie and headed for home disappointed the night had been a bit sucky for myself.

Saturday: The Day of Neughhhh.
Definately the weekends high point although the reprecussions of the night before still bothered me. I went to help Nick clear up but found by the time I got there that much had been done and the house looking in a very reasonable state, so I just chatted with Nick for a while. After that I did very little at home and then went out to see Team America World Police. An excellent film definatly worth seeing. Then met up with Tom who had just completed his first day at work (ooo lucky lucky considering he does esentially the same crappy job as I do). Then I went home and had an early night as I HAD WORK AT 8 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!

Sunday: The Day of intense Frustration.
OOOOOH I HATE MY JOB and the last chance I had to do something cool has been missed. There are no vacancies on the Deli so my mind is now made up that I shall soon quit. The day was annoying as I had to do a number of tedious jobs which involved trying to angle around customers who think they are so posh with their "organic rice milk" and who call their children "Bruce" fools I call them (this doesnt refer to all customers who shop there as that is unfair). Then to make things worse when I get home I FIND MESSENGER ISNT BLOODY WORKING and my Dad and my Brother arnt on speaking terms and I fear that reprecussions on friday may start to show their effects on people.

I seriously hope things inprove this week but still it may snow tommorow theres a good sign :D!

Monday, January 10, 2005

They own Iraq now?!

Just a short sharp (short because I'm soon to be deposed from the computater but thats another story) political Rant today as I haven't posted for a week or two. This Particular little moan has been inspired by a programme I've been watching called "What would Jesus Drive" The programme focuses on America's love of cars, Especially huge Fuel guzzling cars like the "Hummer". There were a number of things said in this Programme that caused Irritation.
"The Hummer is huge its warm its comfy its everything a woman could want" Do I sense a little bit of a sexual connotation to that quote. For heavens sake that is a poor reason to buy a car that is quite frankly a fat american in car form as its huge and it consumes like hell and squashes all before it. Get a life lady!

"For gods sake Bush we own Iraq now why not make petrol 10 cents a gallon" Now hang on here. This is sickening for 2 reasons. 1 why the hell do we want to encourage more of these bloody things on the roads! If these twats think they are being hard done by with their petrol prices they should do one of two things. 1 come to Europe and 2 BUY A FUCKING FUEL ECONOMIC CAR!. The second reason this irritates me is that it shows there is an American feeling that they own Iraq. Its not right to think they can just stroll around the world and do this especially over something as futile as petrol.

And thats that I guess I've made my feelings know etc etc either way I'm satisfied. I've got an English Exam tommorow which will be a tad irritating although I will get the morning off. Heres hoping I suppose.

Daves thought of the Day: It is better to have a job that is motivational and stimulating rather that doing something horrible just for the money.

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Christmas, New Years and the rest in a very large nutshell

Well its been a very long and lathargic week or too since I blogged. Much has gone on since I last let you good people have a window into the life of Dave.

Before I begin this 4 part Drama here is a picture of Robert Guest eating a big sandwich

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Part One: Christmas Time!!!!!
"It's the most wonderful time of the Yeeeeeaaaaar" said some guy once, well it is a nice time but sadly the warm cosy feeling I used to experience has long faded and now I fear Christmas will turn into a nightmarishly stressful drain on my monies. Still though if I randomise a bit it can stay special. Anyways Christmas Eve was tarnished by the fact that I had to work but it was made up for by the fact I had a few small drinks at Matts house. There I learned a valuble lesson. Flu beer and pepsi do not make for a good nights rest on Christmas Eve.
Christmas morning was less exiting than usual for various reasons but I did Enjoy getting my presents.

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And here they are
I got GTA: San Andreas, Some Michael Schumacher book, Formula One year book, Father Ted Series 2 part two (I now have the whole collection) , A coin sorter (???), Sweets and stuff, lots of money and I can't really remember the rest.
For the great day me and my family went to my uncles house in picturesque West Norwood. The fun and festivities wern't too bad. A lot of my aunts family went to this .

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A Treemendous time was had (SOMEBODY STOP ME MUAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA! ahem)

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This is my aunts brother Carl in a crazy beard and hat ensemble, he came all the way from Australia to spend Christmas in freezing cold rainy England. Now theres dedication.

Anyway it might be me but I seemed to enjoy Christmas dinner a lot less this year (then again I did have a slight cold) but it was ok. Boxing day saw more of the same really.

PART TWO: Week After Christmas.
Well this started on a high and finished on a low
Monday: Returned from the house of my uncles and went to a party at Chris' house. It was fun though. Most of the people who went to Herr Stain's gathering a couple of weeks ago went (YES ROSTANT!!!!) I took only one picture sadly.

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Here is Sourav a mate of Rostant's with a cusion on his head (he had no drink neither amazing that eh) and a very blurry Rostant in the Background.

It was quite insane all in all. Much was drunk we made a few prank calls, one to my brother muahahahahahhaha. If he's wondering still why some random Chav (not a real one a person doing an impression) phoned him and ranted down the phone at him I will laugh if he hasnt sussed out I was behind it in a sense I will also laugh as the "Chav" (I shall not name names as if my brother susses it out it won't be as funny) referred to someone called "Big D" HINT HINT!!!!!. Then Me and Chris had a heated discussion about Postman Pats nose (don't ask) and it was a laugh all in all.

Tuesday: Did bugger all as no one was around to do anything and my brother and his twat of a friend Dan had infested the Living room with the comfy chairs and the big TV with their shite jamming. Then they stole the computer to pose with their guitars over the webcam to some girls (how sad and tries to give me the advice to "be myself in frount of women" like he bloody knows anything the bloody hippocrite)

Wednesday and Thursday: Went up to sunny ol Sussex to visit some family friends. It used to be quite fun to go there (then again they do have a trampoline) but it was all in all a bit dull and slightly irritating. This family has three children. One my age who was never there which isnt a critism just a point as it made things rather dull. A boy my brothers age who is hyper attention seeking and just plain annoying and provokative and also was never there. Finally there was a boy of 11 who is mainly ok except he has to know everything youre bloody well doing and then peers over your shoulder (I find this a bit unnerving) then always asks silly questions. anyway the experience left me annoyed

Part 3: New Years
HAD TO BLOODY WELL GO TO WORK AGAIN!!!!!! But after that PARTY at the Stainmeisters house (Stainmeister sounds like a cleaning product).
It was good unclean fun, We danced drank (I FINALLY GOT TO SEE JON ON DRINK!!!) erm watched Mr T cartoons and stuff.

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Here is Jon in one of those german hats.

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Jon and Chris a pair of perfection.

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Dance fever Jon

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Jon doing the Diver.

Part Four: The Aftermath
Well after all the crazyness life retained some slight normality.
On New Years day I met up with some old chums of mine from teh primary school. Harry and Matt. The reason we chose to meet up was because Matt lives in Yorkshire now and he hadnt much time before he left again. It was rather hastily planned (Harry only woke up half an hour before we met up and we pretty much walked up and down Bromley a bit where I bought a Calender and Black Books Series 1 and 3

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Here they are. Harry be the one on the right and Matt be the taller bloke on the left.

We soon split up after a disjointed walk and the weather turned for the worst.
And today I went to work WOOOOOO FUCKING HOO!
Well thats the last two weeks kind of explained though I must admit there are many gaps in this recount but it cant be helped.

I've been busy with old photoshop too.

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hehehe chav and Dave.

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Taken from this original.

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The New face of Muse. Matt Dave and Tom (instead of Matt Chris and Dom)

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I found that weird German woman at last ha!.

Yes I know they Suck but it's all in good fun


But still heres a strange disorientated picture of me to keep you happy (or sick)
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Peace out players