Monday, May 30, 2005

Fast Times at LPBS

Its been HECTIC lately what with exams and other things going on.

This will be a proper post with pictures and what not so rest assured it will contain the usual amount of sarcasm bitter cynacism and stuff. Just a short point to any twats who insult blogging. OUR NUMBERS INCREASE DAILY THANKS TO THE HELP OF MSN BLOG ACCOUNTS! Anyways whats so bad about doing this once in a while its not like I do it everyday! Anyways people are often stupid so fuck those who mock to hell.

Anyway to set the ball rolling here are a few random piccatures:

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I found this random scarepixie at youthclub. Why it has a beak I don't know

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Chapman Scared Matt onto the roof one day with his eeevily squeaky voice he can do.

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Nicks love of sausages became more apparant

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Someone left a SNES lying around after fly tipping a load of stuff outside the girls school

Anyways to begin the fun this story begins with the GENERAL STUDIES exams two weeks ago. Oh what a fun beginning to a fun week. The exam was 2 and half hours of pointless questions like "what is a fact?" and a comprehension on how fishing helped prevent young criminals reoffend. Hmm the luring temptation of putting General studies on my Application form grows ever stronger.

Anyway that was just the beginning of a hellish week where I actually had to work and do homework like normal. NOOOOOO!!!!! It also involved a lot of practice papers preperation work and teachers going.
"YOUR EXAM IS NEXT WEEK YOU NEED TO CONCENTRATE SO WORK YOU DOGS UNTIL THE SWEAT TURNS TO BLOOD"

Anyway that week was over and a better weekend promised.
This involved a trip down to Littlehampton to visit some of the people I met back in April who were friends of Emily (Robs Girlfriend). I left Croydon with my Travelling companions Chris and Nick (Staines). The journey was quite fun I spent most of it reading the Viz I'd bought from the station. I spent much of the time lauging at a article in it about the mascots of popular TV shows like "Hendrix the Top of the pops Parrot, who was retired after biting a bit off Fearne Cottons ear (Good going parrot)"
We soon arrived and went to the hoose we were staying at and had lunch. We were staying with someone called a Amanda who had some kinda UBER seaside house with about 5 floors. Chris and her exchanged gifts for twas his Birthday and hers was in a few days. Chris got a toy swan and some chocolate. She got a happy 50th birthday card and money from us.

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Dumpty was upon the wall.

Later we went bowling and I actually played quite well. It was there we met a load of random people. One of these was A bloke called Toby who was supposed to come to London but didnt for some reason. He was a total LEGEND!!!!!!

That night we went back to teh UBER HOOSE to watch "Without A Paddle" It was quite a typical film as it involved 3 men going on some journey to find some treasure they had sought after as kids. As these films often go they do they succeed after an intolorable and at times humoerous journey then discover the treasure is symobolic as they have infact grown up on their journey. Especially the uptight one who is played rather surprisingly by the petite Seth Green (Austin Powers - Scott Evil).

Most of Us had fallen asleep by the end but me and Chris deceided to take advantage of nick who was still asleep by undoing his flies. Ah his face was a picture!

We then went to bed in our lodgings which were a haunted attic complete with rustic whistly draught. I found it quite Eerie.

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Luckily for Chris he had his swan for comfort.

Next morning after a good rest we ambled back to the station said our goodbyes and headed for home. The journey was a tad annoying as there was a screaming child near us and the parents were next to useless in trying to solve this annoyance!

After arriving back at the station my Dad kindly dropped the others back and then I went straight to a Mafia Barbeque. It was fun there was food I sorted out some business saw some old friends who I hadn't seen for a number of years.

The next week was to be hell being LITTERED WITH EXAMS!!!
MONDAY: General Studies again which proved to be just a rubbish.
TUESDAY: Film and English Language. I did quite well in the former and not so well in the latter.
WEDNESDAY: A full day of Psychology revision.
THURSDAY: The day of the THREE HOUR!!!! Psychology exam. It went ok
FRIDAY: I chilled for most of the day and then headed out in the evening to a gig in London with Matt and Nick (Staines).

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I noticed this Pub in Islington where the Gig was. Seriously how did they get away with that. Oh well no harm done.

The gig itself was pretty good although I lost my hearing and got very sweaty. I moshed too which didnt help but it was cool to begin with. At first it just consisted of pushing a my strength amongst these people became quite apparent which was cool. Then the sick people joined in and kept punching people so a lot of people stopped. This provided practice for the System of a Down Concert I'm going to next week (I will probably die). After the fun had ended we headed for home .

SATURDAY: I spent the day mainly chilling then headed to Nicks house for drinkage which was to be pretty crazy. I had about 7 pints in the end and was a bit tipsy but not as bad as Tom who was pretty out of it by the end.

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Chris decieded to play the same prank on Tom as he did to Nick last week

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Is there no stopping this maniac.

SUNDAY: I was ushered out of bed quickly and went off to where my Dads best friend lives.

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Its quite nice there.

It isn't all his just one part of it but the area is about the same as my house.
There were also lots of facilities like a swimming pool, tennis courts, fishing pond and local Swan.

MONDAY: After staying up for most of the night watching Star Wars I woke up after a hard night on the floor. We quickly left and we then went to my Aunts house in Kingston where we did pretty much bugger all. I did buy Anchorman and Dodgeball on DVD which was pretty cool.

So thats the great epic.

Onto other things: DAMN THAT CRAZY FROG. Its a stupid sound plagerised from this. Then it was added to a crappy animation as the form the frog takes today. Now this wasnt so bad as it was actually kind of funny. Well to be honest the animation was shit but some people liked it. Then it became popular when people added it to the humble mobile. Since then the company Promoting it Jamster. Has shamelessly been saturating the market. Starting small with the occasional MTV ad. Then with a couple of ads in a break. Then things took a down turn when you could end up seeing up to four of the exact same adverts in a break for this DAMN FROG on the music channels on satillite. Then the frog made the transition to our terrestrial screens and there was no stopping him. Now this AWFUL new Frog mix is number one in our charts, Jamster has various spin offs like SWEETY THE BLOODY CHICK and NESSY THE FUCKING DRAGON.
We are beyond help people this is the first wave of a constant attack waiting to hit us and do the same. WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS NOW!

So as per usual there is no hope for any of us especially me.

PEACE OUT PLAYA (I Have that film (Garden State) now YAY!)

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Conformity strikes again

I haven't posted anything new for a while and probably wont until next week proper but just to keep you craaazy cats going heres something not completely different.


<*******SIMPLE QUESTIONS*******>>
1. NAME: Dave.
2. NICKNAMES: Deutsches, Mustafa, Dave, David, Big D, Muhammed Achfeizel (well thats a plagerisation of one of Chris's crazy inventions
3. EYES: Brown.
4. HEIGHT: 5 foot 10.
5. HAIR: Brown.spikeyish
6. SIBLINGS: Brother.
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER? Not really
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE? Well I like it plus I can do this great Evil laugh
9. BIRTHDATE: Oct 10., 1987
10. SIGN: Libra
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Right
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Someone I can love and who loves me back, plus obviously someone who fancies me and someone I fancy (haven't met her as far as I know)

<< *******FAVORITE QUESTIONS******* >>
19. MOVIE: The Usual Suspects
20. SONG: Hysteria by Muse
21. BAND/SINGER: Muse
22. TV SHOW: South Park, The Simpsons Dragonball Z
23. ACTOR: Kevin Spacey

24. ACTRESS: Uma Thurman
25. FOOD: Pizza though only just.
26. NUMBER: 10
27. CARTOON: South Park.
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: Jafar out of Aladdin although he fucked up things a bit

<<******LOVE LIFE ETC*******>>
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN? Sure why not
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Yes
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD: about mid 20s to 30s
33. HOW OLD DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?: I don't care.
34. SEX: Wouldnt mind a bit of that.
35. DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: No.
37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Well I like some people... HEY! What is this truth or dare!?

<<*********EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)*********>>
38. MUSIC/TV: Music.
39. GUYS/GIRLS: Girls except for the bitchy ones.
40. GREEN/BLUE: Blue.
41. PINK/PURPLE: Purple.
42. SUMMER/WINTER: Summer.
43. NIGHT/DAY: Day.
44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: Chillin
45. DOPEY/FUNNY: Funny.

<<*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******>>
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: PIGEONS!! I'll CRUSH THEM! That sucks the Arses!! ITS ON!!!
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?: LPBS.
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS?: Yes.
49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU?: Not being a twat / not having a really annoying face take Jordan for example, Nice until you get to that vacant face!
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?: Not too far I don't really like to pressure women.
51. THE PERSON WHO IS....
MOST BLONDE: ‘Chard.
BEST PERSON: Me.
NICEST: Rob.
FUNNIEST: Chris
HAPPIEST: Jon.
LOUDEST: Chris.
STRANGEST: Matt.
MOST CARING: I defininatly have the potential to be but probably Jon
SMARTEST: Its a toss up between Rob Jon or Lewis
BEST PERSONALITY: Me but I'm obviously biased in that one.
BEST ALL-AROUND PERSON: Rob
BEST MATE(S): Matt, Chris, Tom, Nick Staines and Snipp, Rob, Jon, Dave, Dan, Chard, Lewis
52. WHICH 5 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST?: Rob, Jon, Chard, Chris, Matt.
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES? I believe there has to be someone like that out there and I'm unsure who the hell its going to be its gonna be quite a thing to find out.
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF? No.
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT? Its a little bit personal that but I didnt cry about it but I can't really elaborate as it could be awkward.
56. WHAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS/GIRLS YOU JUST DONT GET?: Guys: Male Chav logic?
Girls: The obsession with Honesty and the fact they seem to be infallable or are at least made to think so and wont accept any other view on that.
57. ARE YOU HAPPY? Not really.
58. WHY? Most bad things in my life that could have happened already have I've never really lived to the full and to be honest I dont know who the hell I am.
59. WHAT'S AN OBJECT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?: My bed its really comfy.
60. LOVE OR LUST?: Love.
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: GOLD!!
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: Pearl
62.SUNSET OR SUNRISE: Sunset.

64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: Well once many years ago.
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Well theres one.
66. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING PIERCED?: No. Why would I want to poke a hole in me for gods sake
67. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Grey and white
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: Airbag-Radiohead.
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?: 8601
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Cruise round the Balkans.
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? Thats a tough one.
72. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Their face.
73. FAVOURITE SPORT?: Formula One.
74. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Meglomania, People I hate or dislike suffering in some form, The chance to be smug, power, when everything finally goes to plan
75. NEXT CD YOU GONNA GET?: I dont know.
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: No.
77. WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU? "Always pursue you're dreams"
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS?: No.
79.WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: Get some kind of Uber job, start a family Somehow aquire superpowers and not waste time in taking over the world and killing all who have bothered me or got in the way.
80.THE WORST ILLNESS YOU EVER HAD?: Impetigo.
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?: Funny.
82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: In person.
83. HUGS OR KISSES?? Hugs.
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST?: A mixture of Hysteria and Boulevard of Broken Dreams
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW- WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING TO?: My family and friends.
86.DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?: Yes.
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?: The death of those close to me, rejection.
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS?: Rich.
89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: What sort of a question is that
90. WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?: I'd seek to gain his power.
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO?: Well I'd let him use the phone and offer him a cup of tea.
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE GUY/GIRL YOU LIKED: I dunno.
94. WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS?: I could tell you that but nah.
95. LAST TIME YOU WERE DEPRESSED?: Its an on off kind of thing at the moment what with exams and lonliness/boredom being a problem.
96. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?: No but I do enjoy a drink or ten at the weekend .
97. WHO SENT THIS EMAIL TO YOU? I nicked it from Lewis.
98. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON?: He shares my crazy views on domination but I feel maybe he's more ruthless than I could be as I do like to cause pain but it often causes regret.
99. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TO WRITE BACK? I dont much care.

Well that was fun wasn't it kids! maybe I've said too much but who cares anyways
Peace out playas!

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

I am still alive

Yo
Believe it or not I am still here no matter what any chavs say (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
Its been quite busy lately what with it being the run up to the AS exams. Still though I'm gonna post to get a few thoughts and some vague pictures as you might expect.

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I found this odd shaped carrot which seems to resemble a human face.

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I looked upon my enemies with cold contempt.

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I went to see Doug's Nick's Chard's and Danielle's AS play which was pretty good although it featured Nick in drag. Hmmm

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Politics and Beer don't mix!

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For some reason this morning there were Muffins and Orange Juice on the teachers desk. Why? Was this some kind of new take on giving the teacher an apple? Is our form tutor taunting those who missed breakfast? Who knows?

Anyways thats the random pictures section done with now on to some moaning.
I was watching newsround today (thats right kids its the programme that gets across all the important stuff for 6-12 years olds) and they had a young girl interviewing the Prime Minister. Now my first point is that its seems as if someone at Newsround is trying to stir things up as this girl was wearing a muslim headscarf and body dress. Hmmm now with the war in Iraq is an important issue in this election so do you think some one will notice if we send someone who may be affected by this to interview the man who authorised the war (on our part any way).

Anyway that being said she dug into him with important questions about what he's going to do for education etc. A good point considering that affects the audience. The next array of questions was what bothered me! These were
"Which celeb would you like to hang out with" "Nelson Mandela" (fair enough he is an important figure)
"Whats the name to the new Harry Potter book" I don't know (Well I don't think that would affect my choice of PM"
"Which Pop band would you be" Answer: U2 (fair point)
WHAT SORT OF A BLOODY QUESTIONS ARE THEY! HE COULD TURN THE UK INTO A DICTATORSHIP FOR ALL THIS AGE GROUP CARES AS LONG AS HE KNOWS ABOUT ALL THEIR PRECIOUS "SLEBS" AND WHAT THE NAME OF HARRY (OOH WHAT A LONG WAND I'VE GOT" POTTER!
People are stupid sometimes.

Now onto a noteworthy event:
Yesterday:
I went to London from my Uncles hoose in Dulwich to London to see "Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy"

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Heres one of my normal group shots you may think we're a group of rejects but those who think that may want to take a look see at this.

We went to see the film in Leceister Square. All In all I felt that the film wasn't that bad although Chard insists that it was awful and untrue to the book. I felt personally that the film although lacking in some coherency in the last third a bit was funny and a good laugh. Maybe its not for the die hard fans which makes its reason d'etre a bit confused but well it entertained me enough and doesn't suck as much as the last film I saw which was "Guess who" which was a huuge disappointment

Peace out Playas!