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Well the Easter Holidays are now in full swing and I have to say that this week so far has been quite a busy one.
Thursday: Today was the last day of school and I found my precence there was utterly pointless as I didnt have the one proper lesson I was supposed to have that day. The other lesson that was taken up by the Assembly/Showcase was a free anyway.
The showcase/Assembly I was not looking forward to as the last one had consisted of Chav dancing and some band music and singing. Not really my idea of entertainment. But after the usual kissing up to the "Hockey Bastards" the showcase began. This time it consisted of a music, which was fly me to the moon. I didnt think this was too bad although not very interesting. Rob kept complaining that the keyboard player was playing it badly or summit. Then came an act which was a year nine boy in a pink leotard pretending to be an italian magician. This I thought was quite well done and relativly funny. Much better than I expected.
The Rest of the day was dedicated to lothargy.
Good Friday: This was another rather lothargic day as I enjoyed the beginning of the holidays in my customary fashion. Later on my Aunt and Uncle came round for din dins which was quite good. In the evening there was a bit of a gathering on the green but that then changed to Nick Staines hoose. This was great fun and there was much crazy style enjoyment which included Stewart finding he had bigger boobs that Fiona. He then began to taunt her about this. I spent most of the night wandering round talking to people aboot stuff thats private!
Saturday: This was quite a good day. I met up with some old comrades of mine. Matt and Ian. Some of you may remember these guys
Here they are.
During the day we essentially walked around the place and caught up with old times. We also went in the Science museum which seems to be under some refurbishment. We then went to lunch at Pizza Hut. After that we pretty much went home although we did assist Ian in finding an Easter Egg in Bromley.
Easter Sunday: This was quite a Crazy day. I got all my Easter goodies which consisted of 4 Easter Eggs from well wishers. I then went to my Uncle and Aunts house for Easter Lunch. This consisted of Roast Lamb among other things and was delicious. The only problem was today I had 3 Beers and about 5 glasses of Wine but then again I was only just keeping up with the adults. It made my brother a bit of an odd one out as he doesnt drink (yet).
Easter Monday: I returned from the Rhelm of my Uncle and Aunts house to do bugger all at home. I really didnt do anything of major interest.
Tuesday: We went to see Konstantine today which struck me as being overly complicated rather dull and way below the potential it could've hit. But I enjoyed it with Nachos so all wasn't too bad although the Nacho cheese was worse than usual!
Wednesday: Another famed trip to London took place today. As per usual I met Dan and Chard at West Wickham station ready for the off. There was only a few of us on this particular trip 5 in total for various reasons.
Dan Enjoyed a quick smoke on the train in spite of our complaints
Well I can't say I didn't warn Dan
We saw Matt Cook on the way there
We eventually arrived at the Charing X and there I enjoyed a Tuna Sub to quash my Hunger from having no breakfast. After this we walked up towards the Mall
I then noticed this weird Procession no doubt put on by the followers of Otis!
The CRAAAAAZY CREW!
Teh Palace there
We then spent some time making a short film in Green Park which should be circulating soon called the "blogging rap" which just about shows without a shadow of a doubt how sad we can be sometimes. But in all honesty YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR OPINION UP YOUR ARSE!!!
After this we went to Pret for some refreshment
Jon found this all rather confusing although im not sure what "this" is
Afterwards we travelled on the tube a bit before deciding to get Lunch
Ah the tube. Such a convienient way to travel
Dave read the paper
The indescribable look of 'Chard
Jon at this couldnt hide his exitement
'Chard decided to hair tease Jon by getting his hairbrush out
The train then stopped and I noticed this convienient signpost for the unlikly event that someone should get lost down there or something?
After a while we decided to have lunch at Waterloo and tried in vain to find a KFC. We ended up in a Burger King where there were no seats so unfortunatly we had to stand and eat on this strange table. I wasn't happy about this! Afterwards though we headed off to the London Eye.
Its a grand Structure but I noticed it has a sort of Snout so may be a memorial to OTIS!!!! Jon tried in vain to find the lair of the Autons like he saw on Dr Who last week.
Houses of Parliament there
We managed to get on the Eye relativly quickly and boarded it only to find the view was quite poor as it was misty.
ACH NEIN TIS THE EYES OF OTIS!! WATCHING US!
After leaving the Eye we headed up the southbank a bit to a big arcade near Westminster Bridge.
We had a fourman race on this
It was a gripping race but I was the Victor! Twice!
Dan then took on this bull and got a horn in a bad place!
But Luckly Dave took out the Bull
Jon and 'Chard Had a bit of shoot out too
Afterwards we headed to Covent Garden
I saw this on the tube and it raised a bit of an eyebrow
Jon was delighted to see there was a carosel there.
After wandering around for a bit we decided to head back to Charing Cross
Here I saw this and whilst I took this some Tramp came up and stared at Jon before buggering off. How odd
We split up after this and went home.
But I saw this on the train which caused some more amusement
Later on though there was the PARTAY at Chris' house
It was quite good. One thing really annoyed me and that was the Presence of James Wilson. For those of you who don't know him he's an arrogant twat who goes to my school and no one particually likes. Plus I could swear he was taunting my Drinkage!!! One of my pet hates! Apart from that things went a little awry at times for various reasons but nothing major was broken luckily.
Thursday: This was a pretty good day in the end I sat around aimlessly for a while at the beginning of the day. I then decieded to go to my Aunts house in Kingston with my Dad. There I had a very obscenly unhealthy sandwich. Then I sat down and watched Roots. They have the complete box set there!
After this great relaxation there I went to the Cartoon to see Chris play. I was amused to find that he had dyed his hair red. The gig was good till Chris finished as the rest was rubbishy heavy metal stuff with shouting instead of real words. After this Me Chris and Nick Staines shared a Pizza Garlic Bread Wedges and A Pepsi in the middle of West Croydon, one of the stranger things I've done to date.
Friday: Today I went up London again! This time it was in aid of Emily's (Robs Girlfriends) Birthday.
I met with Chris at West Wickham station firstly and then missed the train Jon was on so He waited for us at Eden Park
When we arrived at Charing Cross we heard that Rob had been deleyed by about an hour so we decided to have a bite to eat. Firstly though Chris played a small prank on Rob in light of April Fools.
For food we ended up at Bagel Factory and took our delicious hot Bagels to Trafalger Square to enjoy it
Chris with his there.
They were all pretty good but then....
We saw some Ducks in the Fountain
Jon was please to see the small aquatic birds as you can probably gather
We then went to Victoria to meet the others.
Here we saw this weird Exibit where people throw balls at this bloke in some kind of super suit
Ah blissful cheeses!
We were then jumped by Matt and Tom who had come from Bromley and then met with Nick Staines and his chum Pete before Rob Emily Malory Donna Claire Manda and some other bloke whos name I never got. We exchanged hello's and all that malarkey and made for the first stop
Rob was joyed to see that we passed through Mornington Cresent
When We got to Camden we walked through all the crappy places to what turned out to be quite picturesque
Its quite nice but as Chris observed rather peeved that there were no Swans to be seen.
After this we walked around the Markets a bit. Here I brought another Jet Lighter and other people brought other random stuff.
On the way back we stopped to obseve some Bloke blowing big bubbles.
Then Chris borrowed some buskers guitar for a short open air performance of the Chronicals of Humpty Dumpty
We then hopped on a tube to Covent Garden for some shopping.
On the way though Me Jon Chris Matt and Tom got off at Leicester Square whilst others opted to take the tube all the way. Inspite of the fact I got us a wee bit lost and we seemed to take ages we just beat the others to covent garden. We then had a Pizza Hut Buffet lunch before purusing the shops of Covent Garden. Unfotunatly the Girls went into many Pink shops which I found mind numbing
Then they tried to mummify Chris
A bit of a groupie shot there
Afterwards we headed to a park for PDQ but things got a tad complicated. Me and Jon accidently got off at Green Park. Rob and the Girls and Tom got off at Hyde Park and Matt and Chris went on a merry trip to Cockfosters! Me and Jon eventually met up with Rob and the others but we gave up on Matt and Chris and played PDQ for a bit.
Another group pic minus Matt and Chris
After this we went back to Victoria to see Rob and the Girls off. Tom then buggered off to god knows where. Me and Nick waited for Chris and Matt to return from the fabled land. When they arrived they announced they had seen neither Cocks or Fosters. We picked up a few free pens from these people handing them out too. They lit up! :)
I then went back to Nicks hoose with Chris where we watched Black Books and had a laugh and a talk. I was annoyed to find my new ID to get drink was not needed at Tesco Express. It was all good.
Saturday: Back to Lothargy. I just sat around mainly and did a bit of Homework. It was good to have a break after a very long week.
Still though hopefully next week will be just as good.
Peace Out Playas!