Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Everthing is changing and I don't feel right

A slight adaptation on the Keane song there but I feel it rings some truth for todays serving.

Change has certainly been in the air of late and not always for the better. The first such issue is the NEW CAR OF THE JANI'S!!!
News of a new car normally bring happiness and Joy to all. Sadly in this case I'm left dumbfounded at the poor choice of my Dad who simply chose it for himself and didn't even make a democratic decision by consulting me and my brother. The Car in question is a Saab 95 Convertable.
Now for some this would be a dream come true but I disagree.

Problem 1. Its a convertable: This is an odd thing to prod with critism but for me it spells a self induced nightmare. I'm very conscious of when I'm being listened too and I think nothing spells a lack of privacy than driving around with no roof! It doesn't help also if you're Dad has a bizarre and sometimes rather embarrassing taste in music which he likes to play very loudly. Not only that but its more likly to be stolen.

Problem 2. Its only got two doors: Now I'm probably not the only one who doesn't like the annoying experience of having to move out of you're comfy chair in the passenger seat to make way for someone to try to squeeze through the limited door space. The thought of having to do it regularly fills me with great annoyance! Especially if you were to consider if I were to give a lift to a friend or something.

Problem 3. ITS GREY!!!! Grey is one of the most boring colours in the world and my fool of a Dad has gone and chosen GREY!

Phew that was a long moan.
Changes though have come in other forms though. Fiona has left our school! She's defected to the girls school next door! Now I'm probably not alone in thinking that this is quite rash. Especially if you consider she also is now going to have to repeat year 12! All because of Tom apparently which I also think is a bit much. Tom may be clingy and a tad overbearing towards her but I don't think she should make him a scapegoat for all the problems of late (the same counts for Tom too who really should get a grip!)

Other changes! well well errrrrrr Supposedly Mr Robinson has dies (unconfirmed) I successfully, with the help of John, prevented chavs from overrunning the Psythian centre, not much else that I can think of at this point, but the other two are such big changes I think they deserve some attention.

And now for something completly different:
Mens magazines are really stupid sometimes. Now I read quite a few of these so called "mens mens" magazines like FHM, NUTS etc. I can't say I don't enjoy them. I love massive Mammeries as much as the next man or maleshe. What I don't like is some of the other aspects of it. The first of which being the heavy focus on Football. They go on about it as if its some noble sport of kings thats a privalage for everyman on the planet. Well last time I checked I'm a man and all I can say is I don't particually like Football.

What is it but 11 men kicking a ball around a pitch in shorts!? It's also not just the fact its a boring game but the fact its coupled with idiots who go to Football matches religiously and make sure to beat up someone in the other teams fanbase (now to be fair this is a minority but its still a good point). Footballers are also terrible role models for children, who tend to generally love football. Now lets take for example Wayne Rooney. He is a superb Player with the world at his feet and what does he do? Swears at the ref on a regular basis (he's only doing his job) and punches people in nightclubs. Now sorry if I don't buy into that whole culture!

Anyway back to the point. Another thing I recently noticed in these magazines is a rather crude view on the fact we have an election soon, For it they have created a rather stupid poster for people to put up to scare of canvassers; to quote it says "NO CANDIDATES!
  • Can you see to it that the bar made fancies me?
  • Can you promise my team will win on Saturdays?
  • Can you make all Beer free?
If the answer to the above is no then please be so kind as to leave me to my PS2/TV/Girlfriend"
Now I have no problem with the free beer but what wrong with just telling the candidates to FECK OFF! If they bother you then why would they expect you to vote for them if they're going to be nothing but a nuisence. Aside from that they aren't too bad aside from the fact they seem to make so many lame naked/breast/women jokes which do get a tad tiresome.
Overall I find a mans man really annoying. They never shut up about Football, They are normally hockey boys so are twats to people like me who don't really bother them but they taunt us!, They have curvatious girlfriends despite the fact they are Twats! (read most chavs)
Whats a guy like me to do! (read not particually unattractive rather quiet and intelligent although never really satisfied with anything)
Peace out!

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Lifes getting a tad dull

This week for some reason flew by. It seems strange that this is true considering its been quite a comparitivly dull week. Lots of lothargy and all that kinda stuff. Not only that MANY HAVE BEEN AWAY ALL WEEK AND NOT ABLE TO DO ANYTHING GODDAM IT!

Never mind that being said I will move on. I know that people have been complaining about my overuse of the picture facilities. I have to agree that it does make the site load slower than a mexican sloth with athritis but have no fear I have no reason to post loads of big pictures anymore. Today we just get smaller mobile pics

Sunday: The only thing I really did today was go to CLOTHES SHOP!!!! NOOO!! THE PAIN!! THE MISERY!!! THAT ANNOYING MANOTONY!!! It was in aid of a good cause though. I now own two suits instead of just the one. My new one is a rather nice Marks and Spencers black one! I quite like it. Apart from that I watched the Bahrain Grand Prix and was pleasantly surprised to see Schumacher retired with an engine failure.

Monday: I went to West Wickham to buy my brother a birthday present. We were having birthday celebrations for him the following day as his actual birthday is on the first day back and he's going on the Norfolk trip that day. I ended up buying him Family Guy series 3 as a present.
After that I put my culinary skills to work to make my own Pizza

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Here it is before It went in the oven

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Heres the wonderous finished product! It was damn tasty!

That night I had a few drinks out.

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Here's me looking more sophisticated than usual because of it.

Tuesday: The day of teh celebrations for me brother. Most of the day we watched Family Guy! It was quite fun really.

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My brother had the best cake you will ever see. Aside from that we sat around with relatives and had drink and a curry! It was pretty good

Wednesday: The busiest day of the week. Me Matt Tom Ashley Louis and GGGary went to Quasar. Unfortunatly we were up against a team of elite Quasar Chavs! needless to say I lost badly. After that we wondered around Bromley a little before...

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Matt and Tom had a mighty Plunger Duel

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Tom was the Victor.

After that we went home for a bit before going to a pub in the evening called the Alexandra where Chris's band was playing. It was a good performance. Then again he did play Hysteria today. Some things went a bit awry which I don't wish to divulge on the benifit of the persons involved. Luckily I wasn't involved in it.

Thursday: This was a boring day I didnt really do anything except more homework.

Friday: did nothing all day until teh evening when I had Matt Rob Stewart and Chris over. Stewart has the pictures of it much to my personal horror.

Saturday: Work Work Work again! ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES DAVE PISSED OFF!! Now wheres my voo doo doll of Dale Winton!

Anyways that was the week that was and it kinda sucked and now I'm faced with the prospect of lots of work in the face of exams. DON'T YOU LOVE SUMMERTIME KIDS!!!

PEACE OUT PLAYA!