School randomness

Owing to the lack of blogging from myself in recent times I feel I need to do so more often. So thats what the product shall be tonight. I took some piccys at school today and there was many hoorays and hoorahs etc etc. But I have made use of them in this rather random one off blog about school.

Well the day started off ok with History!!! Previously my favourite lesson which has rather fallen from grace in my opinion. Its just dull now.

Next came English Language which was ok. We got into groups to discuss text messages. Which consisted of me Lewis and Laurie the bloke who sits behind us on his own for some reason. The lesson was as normal. Miss did her usual ditzi yet professional at the same time thing and Jennifer Parrot tried to start a long chatty conversation and as usual failed.

Then came break.And also the start of teh pictors

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Terrorist broke in to the hall (year 11s) and held up Dave straight away for some reason shouting "Do you kno hu I am blad!!!"

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Meanwhile Dan and Rob were rather unfazed by this fact and continued to talk about German

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Andrew as you might imagine found this highly strange.

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Rob then, Rather unhelpfully, decieded to ponder what would happen if he crossed Matt Bellemy with a swan.

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Here is the Rather ghastly result

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John then came up with a fantastic idea. So fantastic he couldnt come to speak of it so the terrorists got bored and went home for tea.

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Dave then decieded to celebrate

Then came a free period which consisted of homework and talking about the news with Dan. After that hilarity I went to film where we analysed Breif Encounters opening sequence and I was surprisingly full of answers for once.

Then came Lunch.

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Heres lookin at you says Stewart.

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This was some rather unpleasant tasting and smelling Blue cheese and Broccoli soup Doug bought.

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As you can see he wasn't too happy at his choice of purchase.

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Rob by now was insensed by the lack of support for his Bellemy Swan idea so went a wee bit mad.

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Stewie meanwhile decieded to stay calm as some rather attractive ladies were looking (this is a lie there are no such ladies at our school well not many anyways. Most are the sort hockey boys would like)

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Dan meanwhile screamed about "thinking of the children" but changed his mind due to the rarther burley ugly ginger kid behind him stirring up trouble. Why is it always the gingers!?

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John and Lewis found this all somewhat entertaining and it showed. As you can see here Lewis is actually attempting to smile.

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I'm not sure what the hell's going on here.

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I obviously couldn't pass this oppertunity without patronising this epic coming soon.

Well thats all for now kids
Peace out Playas

Comments

Jon said…
Hmmm. Is that a tapeworm near lewis' head??
7:28 pm
Dan said…
I think it is...

Anyway, a great blog Dave. Well Done.
7:50 pm
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