Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Conformity strikes again

I haven't posted anything new for a while and probably wont until next week proper but just to keep you craaazy cats going heres something not completely different.


<*******SIMPLE QUESTIONS*******>>
1. NAME: Dave.
2. NICKNAMES: Deutsches, Mustafa, Dave, David, Big D, Muhammed Achfeizel (well thats a plagerisation of one of Chris's crazy inventions
3. EYES: Brown.
4. HEIGHT: 5 foot 10.
5. HAIR: Brown.spikeyish
6. SIBLINGS: Brother.
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER? Not really
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE? Well I like it plus I can do this great Evil laugh
9. BIRTHDATE: Oct 10., 1987
10. SIGN: Libra
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Right
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Someone I can love and who loves me back, plus obviously someone who fancies me and someone I fancy (haven't met her as far as I know)

<< *******FAVORITE QUESTIONS******* >>
19. MOVIE: The Usual Suspects
20. SONG: Hysteria by Muse
21. BAND/SINGER: Muse
22. TV SHOW: South Park, The Simpsons Dragonball Z
23. ACTOR: Kevin Spacey

24. ACTRESS: Uma Thurman
25. FOOD: Pizza though only just.
26. NUMBER: 10
27. CARTOON: South Park.
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: Jafar out of Aladdin although he fucked up things a bit

<<******LOVE LIFE ETC*******>>
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN? Sure why not
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Yes
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD: about mid 20s to 30s
33. HOW OLD DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?: I don't care.
34. SEX: Wouldnt mind a bit of that.
35. DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: No.
37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Well I like some people... HEY! What is this truth or dare!?

<<*********EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)*********>>
38. MUSIC/TV: Music.
39. GUYS/GIRLS: Girls except for the bitchy ones.
40. GREEN/BLUE: Blue.
41. PINK/PURPLE: Purple.
42. SUMMER/WINTER: Summer.
43. NIGHT/DAY: Day.
44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: Chillin
45. DOPEY/FUNNY: Funny.

<<*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******>>
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: PIGEONS!! I'll CRUSH THEM! That sucks the Arses!! ITS ON!!!
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?: LPBS.
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS?: Yes.
49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU?: Not being a twat / not having a really annoying face take Jordan for example, Nice until you get to that vacant face!
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?: Not too far I don't really like to pressure women.
51. THE PERSON WHO IS....
MOST BLONDE: ‘Chard.
BEST PERSON: Me.
NICEST: Rob.
FUNNIEST: Chris
HAPPIEST: Jon.
LOUDEST: Chris.
STRANGEST: Matt.
MOST CARING: I defininatly have the potential to be but probably Jon
SMARTEST: Its a toss up between Rob Jon or Lewis
BEST PERSONALITY: Me but I'm obviously biased in that one.
BEST ALL-AROUND PERSON: Rob
BEST MATE(S): Matt, Chris, Tom, Nick Staines and Snipp, Rob, Jon, Dave, Dan, Chard, Lewis
52. WHICH 5 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST?: Rob, Jon, Chard, Chris, Matt.
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES? I believe there has to be someone like that out there and I'm unsure who the hell its going to be its gonna be quite a thing to find out.
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF? No.
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT? Its a little bit personal that but I didnt cry about it but I can't really elaborate as it could be awkward.
56. WHAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS/GIRLS YOU JUST DONT GET?: Guys: Male Chav logic?
Girls: The obsession with Honesty and the fact they seem to be infallable or are at least made to think so and wont accept any other view on that.
57. ARE YOU HAPPY? Not really.
58. WHY? Most bad things in my life that could have happened already have I've never really lived to the full and to be honest I dont know who the hell I am.
59. WHAT'S AN OBJECT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?: My bed its really comfy.
60. LOVE OR LUST?: Love.
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: GOLD!!
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: Pearl
62.SUNSET OR SUNRISE: Sunset.

64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: Well once many years ago.
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Well theres one.
66. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING PIERCED?: No. Why would I want to poke a hole in me for gods sake
67. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Grey and white
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: Airbag-Radiohead.
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?: 8601
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Cruise round the Balkans.
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? Thats a tough one.
72. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Their face.
73. FAVOURITE SPORT?: Formula One.
74. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Meglomania, People I hate or dislike suffering in some form, The chance to be smug, power, when everything finally goes to plan
75. NEXT CD YOU GONNA GET?: I dont know.
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: No.
77. WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU? "Always pursue you're dreams"
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS?: No.
79.WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: Get some kind of Uber job, start a family Somehow aquire superpowers and not waste time in taking over the world and killing all who have bothered me or got in the way.
80.THE WORST ILLNESS YOU EVER HAD?: Impetigo.
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?: Funny.
82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: In person.
83. HUGS OR KISSES?? Hugs.
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST?: A mixture of Hysteria and Boulevard of Broken Dreams
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW- WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING TO?: My family and friends.
86.DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?: Yes.
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?: The death of those close to me, rejection.
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS?: Rich.
89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: What sort of a question is that
90. WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?: I'd seek to gain his power.
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO?: Well I'd let him use the phone and offer him a cup of tea.
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE GUY/GIRL YOU LIKED: I dunno.
94. WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS?: I could tell you that but nah.
95. LAST TIME YOU WERE DEPRESSED?: Its an on off kind of thing at the moment what with exams and lonliness/boredom being a problem.
96. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?: No but I do enjoy a drink or ten at the weekend .
97. WHO SENT THIS EMAIL TO YOU? I nicked it from Lewis.
98. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON?: He shares my crazy views on domination but I feel maybe he's more ruthless than I could be as I do like to cause pain but it often causes regret.
99. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TO WRITE BACK? I dont much care.

Well that was fun wasn't it kids! maybe I've said too much but who cares anyways
Peace out playas!

3 comments:

Chard said...

A lot of people seem to think im the blondest...

Jon said...

Well it couldn't very well be any one else, 'chard :D

Lewis said...

61. SILVER OR GOLD?: GOLD!!

Great minds...