What the hell is going on?!

Check this out it might make you laugh

Click

Comments

Dan said…
Jani King: The King of Clean!

Fantastic. :D
9:48 am
Jon said…
You never mentioned you owned a busniess empire!
1:33 pm
Dan said…
Dave is secretly Alan Sugar. It's obvious. :)
11:32 am
Anonymous said…
Nah. He's donald trump. Or rather, Donald Trump is Dave.
1:36 pm
David Jani said…
You have seen throught my veil of deceit! You know what this means!

YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT!
YOU'RE FIRED!!!
2:54 pm
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Everthing is changing and I don't feel right

A slight adaptation on the Keane song there but I feel it rings some truth for todays serving. Change has certainly been in the air of late and not always for the better. The first such issue is the NEW CAR OF THE JANI'S!!! News of a new car normally bring happiness and Joy to all. Sadly in this case I'm left dumbfounded at the poor choice of my Dad who simply chose it for himself and didn't even make a democratic decision by consulting me and my brother. The Car in question is a Saab 95 Convertable. Now for some this would be a dream come true but I disagree. Problem 1. Its a convertable: This is an odd thing to prod with critism but for me it spells a self induced nightmare. I'm very conscious of when I'm being listened too and I think nothing spells a lack of privacy than driving around with no roof! It doesn't help also if you're Dad has a bizarre and sometimes rather embarrassing taste in music which he likes to play very loudly. Not only that but its m...
Read more

Driving ambition

Hey I'm Back Well school is well and truly underway at the moment and I've found I've actually had to do WORK AT HOME! What a disasterous thought! quite a lot too what with annoying coursework and that. That aside other things have been going on too. Last week I went to teh Steve Fishers house for some drinks. That was quite fun. For a while we played Texas hold-em WITH ARMY MEN!! (currency that is) I started out with a small but effective force but through some luck and skill I had an army which would have put the chinese to shame. The proudest part was when I won Matts beloved Minesweeper dude. After that I saved the day when we made a much needed trip to the offlicence and I produced my fake ID . The day after that I with Chris and Nick met up with the random girls that Chris had left his number with. This required a long and slow journey to Lewisham. The whole thing can be summed up in one word as awkward. Not much was said between both parties so we decieded that this ...
Read more

A Twitstorm in a teacup: The last bitter stand of hegemonic misogyny in the UK?

Image
Twitter has claws  It’s been hard to avoid the repeated stories of trolls on twitter threatening to rape and murder several female public figures. It’s almost as if the Twitter sewage pump has burst and now the mess is leaking everywhere with all the misdirected anger of trolls spilling out into your ears nose and mouth. Perhaps they should rename the network ‘Shitter’ given the excrement that has been spewing from it. Who are the perpetrators? Given Twitter’s anonymity I can only give an educated guess, but if my own internet experience is anything to go by it is probable that teenagers make up the larger proportion, with a smaller group of angry disenfranchised men making up the rest. Whilst the teenagers are just displaying their ignorance of acceptable norms (not excusable but slightly more understandable) it’s the angry masculinists that I find more insidious. Whilst Twitter has rightfully introduced an abuse button, which will do much to remedy the situation, what do...
Read more