Is the world crazy or am I?

I have invented a word! it is a term for children of Chavs. Chivs be the word! Remember you heard it here first and if things work it will be an active term in the english dictionary! IT is credited to me and me alone! anyone try to steal it and i will GET YOU!

Hello all who read this blog tis I teh auter and I'm gonna post a blog about my dissatisfaction about little details of my life. PART ONE: People who distribute video games to the retailers should be strung up Allow me to elaborate a bit here, the reason I be a tad peed off about this is because I was highly anticipating the launch of a rather nice looking game called Dragonball Z Budokai 3 which I was told by most reputable retailers and websites that it would almost certainly be coming out today. Sadly to my horror yesterday I noticed some of these reputable websites had changed the launch date. This was all a bit much for me as I'd had a fruitless trip to Bromley last week to purchase said game to be told it was coming out today. Now this! Its not good enough! WHY THE WAIT THE GAME IS FINISHED!!! I hate this slap dash and rather poorly planned release system which seems to make seemingly untrustworthy promises. Its not that the game needs work, infact the game I want so...

Well it appears that my prompt response to the result of the US election was rather poorly received by some unhappy American chaps, (or chappets as the case may be). Whilst I do apologise if it seems that I have offended or caused an objection with some of these said Americans. Then with that being said I do stand by my comments that Bush is an unfit President for many reasons. The first of which being that he is clearly a puppet with a hand from his close republican hawk friends up his jacksie (that means Ass or Arse as we like to call it). I will back up every single one of my points with obvious and clear evidence. Have any of you noticed that the President could give a speech quite easily or answer questions at a pre-arranged event. Mainly because he has been pre-prepared for the questions he needs to answer. Nothing wrong with that almost all politicians must do this and anyone else preparing to give a speech, but have you ever noticed that when on the spot with no help from his “...

DARRGH DEMOCRACY DOES'NT WORK! 4 MORE BLOODY YEARS OF THAT FLIPPING MORON! Will the World Survive these next 4 Years? Well that's it readers divine. I've just heard on the news that John Kerry has conceded to George (dubya) Bush in the US election. I do agree with others when they say that both candidates were shite, as one is an imbecile and the other seems as if he's made of wood and has a big chin! It proves that America can be domineered by the idiot, redneck evangelical, hicks over the actual intelligent and nice people. Ones who don't believe that other skin colours apart from white and those who don't believe in the Jesus are evil. Well I'm sorry I've never been a fan of some of the American people. Especially these ignorant millions who believe that the war on terror is a force for good in the world. PEOPLE WHO NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES TO THE BIGGER PICTURE OF THE STATE OF THE WORLD! I don't see the next 4 years, in relation to world unity...

YOU GOT THE JOB! YOU GOT THE JOB BUDDY! Well as you might of guessed from the title, yes its true dear readers, I have pulled myself out of the gutter and entered part time employment. My Stup..I mean wise employer is Waitrose supermarkets Ltd part of the John Lewis partnership (Just Waitrose for short). My illustrious job is to stack shelves, Cue applause. The only downfall is that I must give up four hours of my Friday evening and most of Sunday to perform the tasks for which I have been employed. Ho hum I guess you dont get something for nothing. I still get the best part of Friday evening to perform my debautched tasks. Well that being said I am getting paid Handsomly ( per week to be precise). Oh well that aside half term is ended sadly so I am back at school that place of pain (well mild indifferent pain anyway). Its funny as I realise I'm giving up about 75% (huge estimation dont quote me on that) of my free time volentarily. Then again it is for a better future. That be...